Saturday, July 25, 2009

aku n sarcastic kah?

Telah di tag oleh teacher Nani. Aku copy paste sahaja sekali dengan arahan2nya.

Honestly, aku tak berapa nak pandai jawab se'sarcastic' yang mungkin. Tapi, mungkin bolehlah. Sekali sekala bila ada satu jenis emosi melampau hadir... kalau tak sarcastic, kejam sikit mungkin.

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Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people 'meanly' and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could. (YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: comel lagi katak puru dalam parit.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: iiyyyeee????masyaALLAH...cantik/hensemnye....aku!

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: esok2 dah mati selai sepinggang jugak...bukan bawak ke kubur harta tu.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: oh ye ke? Boleh main bola sambil baca buku? Atau wat Add Math sambil berenang?

5) You don't know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: album gambar ke?saya pun ada banyak.nak tengok?

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: kene ke? Berapa nak bayar saya kalau saya suka kamu?

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: ada mata,tengoklah.nape?dengki?

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: u r not my type either.any problems?

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don't dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: owh? I pon memang tak naik motor mcm ni.tak hebat.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: iye?cubalah.nak tengok juga kamu hasut kawan2 saya.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: why would I want to date u anyway?

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: beli sendiri.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: of cos. U boleh jadi balaci I. Nak?

4) What do you like about me?
YR: eehh??i suke ke kat u?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: mak I kata berdosa menipu...isk..isk..iskk...

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: who? Me? Ingatkan u cakap dengan diri sendiri.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: saje je I sembur perfume bau u ni kat kasut i. Bagus hidung u ye, bau sendiri kat kaki I pon boleh u tangkap.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: terima kasih...semoga Tuhan ampunkan dosa kamu.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: u has to stand behind me to do that. N that means loosing.da~


If your annoying ex says:

1) I still love you...
YR: pegi mati.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: ha?mimpi ke?sewel?

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: esok.lepas kiamat okay?

4) Please call me...
YR: bak sini kredit RM10. Mampu ke?

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: oh ye ke? Tak mati pon?

( I think my answer do sound mean rather than sarcastic)

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: huh,gila!

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: patutla tak lawa...

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: saya nak 100% diskaun.n free gift. Beli satu free satu boleh?

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: betul ke baik? Kalau rosak camne? Kalau tak boleh pakai? Kalau ada side effect? Kalau meletup ke? Ada insurans cover? Bla...bla...(sampai dia plak rasa annoying ngan aku...huhu...)

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Seriously, sangat susah la Nani...huhu...n jawapan memang agak baik n tak berapa nak sarcastic. Kan?

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Okay, nak tag semua yang baca blog ni. Ha.kamu yang baca kat facebook pon kene buat juga okay.

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